You’re a special kind of stupid if you can’t even succeed with killing yourself.
This is totally true. Especially if you ever admit that you tried to kill yourself. People aren’t going to feel compassion for your self-pitying ass, they’re just gonna think you’re an annoying poop face…
E.T. / Waiting for the End (Cover) - Michael Henry & Justin Robinett
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Welcome to another episode of the Lawrence Welk show!
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Happy birthday to one of the most beautiful, most tortured women in history. You were an honest beauty who didn’t want worship — you just needed someone to love you with all of their heart.
Rest in peace, Norma Jean.
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I adore Whose Line… This is seriously legit!
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#thank god you eventually brought sexy back because it was clearly gone here
legit have that saved as ‘justin timberlakes hair’
literally every frame in this gif set is funny oMFG
I died
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Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
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This is Victoria. I am sixteen years old. I am nice, and I love any kind of humor if it isn't immature. I love to quote movies and funny things, and I love talking to new people. I belong in the nineties, no buts about it. I love classic rock, and I am trying to be asexual, but there's always that motherfucker who is able to crawl under my skin and make me love his ass. What else, hmmm... I find myself really starting to love Harry Potter lately. I am a person who loves God and lives for Christ, and I always have something to smile about even if I want to rip everyone's faces off. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.
